She went in thinking her aches and tightness had been caused by stress. After an initial examination, however, her masseuse realized she was instead suffering from a severe lack of orgasms.
You know what your wife expects when she gets home from a date. Sometimes she’ll tell you the details of her evening, sometimes she’d rather keep it to herself and sip a glass of wine instead. Either way, you just feel lucky that she comes home to you every night.